OUTSOURCING MENTAL HEALTH

I think this is the funniest joke!


Subject: OUTSOURCING MENTAL HEALTH

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

Got a call center in Pakistan .


I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

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(drumroll... cymbal crash...)

Jiva

DIANA KRALL ~ IS THERE ANYONE BETTER...

There is no one like the Perfect Diana Krall.

The finest jazz singer today.

Diana Krall sings Do It Again with a full orchestra.

This woman simply knocks me out.

Jiva