Wednesday, August 13, 2008

OUTSOURCING MENTAL HEALTH




I think this is the funniest joke!


Subject: OUTSOURCING MENTAL HEALTH

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

Got a call center in Pakistan .


I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.




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(drumroll... cymbal crash...)

Jiva

DIANA KRALL ~ IS THERE ANYONE BETTER...

There is no one like the Perfect Diana Krall.





The finest jazz singer today.





Diana Krall sings Do It Again with a full orchestra.



This woman simply knocks me out.

Jiva

BROADWAY BABY

A CHORUS LINE

BARBARA COOK

FABULOUS PALM SPRINGS FOLLIES

Ziegfeld Girls & Marilyn Miller 1929

CONAN ANGELO PRODUCTIONS

I like to watch them both at the same time.

What time is it? I think it's NOW. (translated: Eastern Daylight Time)

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